Tiger Woods & sponsorship

[Slapdad]

As I enjoyed the beautiful weather this weekend at the park with the kids, I started thinking about all the products that used Tiger Woods as a spokesman and couldn't help but laugh at the slogans of some of those products. I'm starting to wonder if he wasn't brainwashed......he should file a lawsuit. He is the real victim here!!


AT&T - Reach Out and Touch Someone
Nike - Just Do It
American Express - Don't Leave Home Without It
Accenture - Go on...be a Tiger
Gatorade - Is It In You?
Buick - It Makes You Feel Like The Man You Are.
Gillette-The Best A Man Can Get
Upper Deck-Get More Than Lucky
And is it a coincidence that GM is discontinuing the Hummer now after Tiger began to behave himself? I think not.

[battle.borne]

Classic post Slap! :p

[BustNChops]

Classic post Slap! :p

I'm grump this morning and that made me laugh.

+1

[Slapdad]

I'm grump this morning and that made me laugh.

+1

Don't be grumpy......use a Gillette or drive a Buick : )

[Stuck in Seattle]

Don't be grumpy......use a Gillette or drive a Buick : )
Or just grab your club and start whacking your balls.:eek:

[blue grass wolf]

To my wife, I'm sorry. I focked up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this sh*t or I'll stroke you the check you agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.
To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my duck is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a life time. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 220 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop puts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.

To the media. You corksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. Screw all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullsh*t questions over and over again.

To the other tour golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You mothertruckers come out ripping me when I've put more friging money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-fringing-Parnavik? Give me a fringing break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.
That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta , maybe!....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.

[blue grass wolf]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.
All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?